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What's all this dogshit about
democracy of knowledge? pffft. You wanna know (learn) one single
freaking thing and ya gotta SIGN UP for a App, or a Join a
membership, get your balls cut off, Make a Password, give away
your Owners Home Phone, or some crap the web site wants. You're
jus tryn to buy a sweater. You only need one thing and quick,
not a science class on the history of Canines. Well, get you’re
shoes and socks on people because Dogstradamus is right around
the corner, next to Tom Waits restaurant, it's right there for your Pets. Free Knowledge Biscuits. Has your neighbors Poodle ever asked you how to Download video off YouTube without using scammy downloaders? Did your cousins lazy hound dawg want to download the MP3 songs from the cool website but he has no clue how to do it? You look at the page, you hit Source html, and then find the code for the .MP3 files. Too easy. Ole Brutis here wants to
discuss
DOMAINS NAMES AND WEB PAGES What if your dog wants to buy his own Domain Name, oh boy that's
a can O pet food. Stay tuned here for that one. Dogstradamus
will tell you how to (how not to) go about getting your domain
name/website. It's similar to when a rock band signs a Record
deal. Does your dog play great guitar?
When your Pet forms a rock
band don't let them get screwed.
Here watch this clip of the
famous "Turtles" Howard Kayland and Mark Volman describe how
rock n roll managers are a nightmare. This is a MUST SEE for
anyone starting a rock band-
The Turtles Howard Kaylan Mark Volman demonstrate Rock N Roll rock band management Here's one more, from Mark Volman. He describes some debacles describing the Beatles contract as thee worst deal in rock history. Coming in close is Bruce Spring Steens record deal. This is also a must-see for anyone getting into the record business with your new rocking teenage combo- Mark Volman describing band managers and recording contracts Here look at the Bogart 9 Social Media Business Map for some more ideas- www.Bogart9.com/business.html |
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Is your dog a hippy think's she's in the 1960's? |
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When the Cat plays a record album with her tail can Ted Nugent hear it? |
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Is there really a war on dogs? |
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Where's the video? what video . . . any video? Salvador Dali said, "Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it." ╰დ╮
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For now watch this Rabbit doing ASMR - BabyOatmeal TV Channel featuring Bunn the Rabbit __. .-".' .--. _..._ .' .' .' \ .-"" __ ""-. / / .' : --..:__.-"" ""-. \ : : / ;.... ..._.-""-:_: ; : : ._ :. .-. ,"~~ : \ \ T--...-; : ... :... \ `. \ `..' ; o ; o `. "-. ). : ... : … \..---^.. / `-' `._`._ .' "-. .-" V / "-._.-" ._ '^' ; : \.`. / ; -. \`."-._.-'-' : .'\ \ \ \ \ ; ; /: \ \ \ . ; : : , ; `. `.; : ; \ ; ; "-._: ; : `. : : \/ ; /"-. ; : : / "-. : : ;
wait that wasn't it, try this one of this Cat punches out a Puppy, the Puppy says heeeeyyyyy Bogart 7 TV channel Animal Magic and other tales of topographic algorithms |
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Dogstradamus will feature
Algorithms for Animals
Everyday algorithms your Pets can use |
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ALGORITHMS FOR ANIMALS | ||||||||
Dog Whistles for Cats | ||||||||
Algorithms for cats and dogs. The beliefs we have which
increase our confidence, whether true or not all have the same
power to get us what we want when the outcome depends on our own
performance. This is why “facts” can lose their power in the
arena of algorithms. Some people call algorithms "dog whistles."
They could be any kind of whistle. They call it dog whistles
because it works regardless of what content the dog thinks it
is. Even more to the point every dog is a little different. And
a Cat is really different. |
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Wherever you go is a part of you.
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Kip Addotta tells a fishy tale like you never heard. Wet Dream I THINK HAD A WET DREAM |
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Squirrel vs Two Dogs I wish I had this on video. The squirrels are always trying to break into the Bird Feeder. The two dogs ran out the door and surprised the squirrel. Bruce Lee warned everybody when he said -Your greatest enemy is the element of surprise. To defeat that enemy don't be surprised. Squirrels should know this. There ya go, for squirrels, another Pro Life tip,, not "Pro""Life" ,, a professional life tip, for squirrels. Mr. squirrel ran up the bird feeder pole perhaps thinking to hide in the Baffle, immediately realizing this was a mistake he skadattled back down and headed for the tree. Unfortunately Dog number one was in the way. He pulled a fast u-turn and hit the gas only to be directly in front of dog number two. Rut ro No going back. He did a zig zag that would shame an NFL Linebacker, he did the Walter Payton Muhammad Ali shuffle and dog number two was mere inches from grabbing him by the tail. Keep in mind Dog number two had previously caught a squirrel. Only once, but it didn't go well for the squirrel. I intercepted dog number two walking around the yard with half a squirrel in his mouth. The entire front half of the squirrel was gone no front legs no head, I don't know where other half went there was no trace of it. After successfully evading dog number two the squirrel went up a tree as though he had wings of a bird. He transferred to the house roof and hopped onto a larger tree. His little heart must have been doing techno 140 beats per minute I dunno. Will the squirrel learn a lesson from this, and from his comrade getting killed and not do this again? No. Don't you always wonder when Spiders do this? One time we had a giant Banana spider web right over the kitchen window. It was fascination to have a front row seat watching this huge female in the middle of the web, and 3 much smaller males up in the corner watching her trying to mate with her. I didn't witness her eating one of the males, but we know that doesn't always happen, but it sure can. I looked it up and it said the clever male will wait until she's eating a bug and distracted and he will sneak up and mount her, do his thing, and scoot outta there, before she gets onry. My question is, if Joe and Sam are up in the corner, and they witness Fred go down there to get himself some spiderwoman, and he gets devoured, wouldn't Sam say something like, "Joe I ain't going down there, see what jus happened to Fred?" Joe says hell no Sammy I'm going down there. But Joey, why? Joe don't go. Maybe the odds aren't that bad? The NatGeo page says she does not munch on every male. Jus sayin.' Walking my Cat named Dog |
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Why would you name your Cat, "Dog"? Apperently it had something to do with her Landlord ban on Cats. |
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